Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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