I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
i need some magic done to my vagina
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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