SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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