i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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