New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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