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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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