Have you finally orgasmed yet?
only you would photoshop your dick
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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