Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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