I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
