By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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