on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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