Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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