How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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