talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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