Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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