I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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