some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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