you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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