Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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