I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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