): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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