Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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