it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
and i looked up. we had an audience...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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