What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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