I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Your dad touched me again.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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