I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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