Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
