I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
there is glitter all over my balls
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