her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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