She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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