who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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