i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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