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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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