i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
