Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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