He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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