Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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