Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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