: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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