If i come over, it means nothing
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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