maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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