is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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