This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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