Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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