You're my little dorito
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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