I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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