I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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