season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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