try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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