Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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